I can't watch pbs sober anymore
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
