I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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