Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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