ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Terrible idea I love it
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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