she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
soo... how was my night?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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