I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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