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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.

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(636): View more from Missouri

maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads

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(313): View more from Michigan

Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.

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(905): View more from Ontario

110% paid for our cab with a lap dance

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.

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