i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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