I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You are a booty call, not a friend.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm like, not good at living.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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