walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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