at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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