when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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