it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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