Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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