I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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