I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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