I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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