yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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