i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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