You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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