Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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