Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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