we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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