I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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