I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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