He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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