We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Randomize
