Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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