She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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