That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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