1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
why does every cop we meet know your name?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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