He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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