I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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