Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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