Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I skipped work to stalk him.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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