Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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