So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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