Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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