u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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