i think my tv is drunk
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
