Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My vagina is officially offended.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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