would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Acid is not a monday night drug
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect