Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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