How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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