i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
