fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
