Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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