This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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