She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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