You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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