The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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