All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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