just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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