I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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